Humour Quotes and Thoughts

Humour & Thoughts For The Day

A few light-hearted thoughts to take you merrily through the day.
(Begun: June 2002. Updated: rarely)

Thoughts For The Day

Monday: I don’t work here, I’m just stealing stationery. Tuesday: I’m not smiling at my workload, its a grimace. Wednesday: I’m not laughing at my workload, it’s hysteria. Thursday: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. Friday: My Day!

Politics & Media

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Business & Management

Array

Buzz Words

All those Silly, Confusing words that you see, and hear nowadays (late 20th/early 21st centuries).
(A reminder for the illiterates, pod people, consultants and New Labour, living and walking amongst us.)

  • “It’s not a billion, it’s a milliard, stupid!!”
  • “Global” – It’s not the whole world you know.
  • “Impact” – When an asteroid hits the planet, afterwards come the “effects”.
  • “Plague” / “Pandemic”(!!??) – When a third of the world are sick and die (like the Black Death in mediaeval Europe).
  • “Epidemic” – When lots of people get sick and many die (like the Influenza epidemic of 1918 killing millions).
    “Outbreak” – When a brief incident of a disease occurs effecting small numbers of people and/or in limited locations.
    Don’t “reference” me to your web site, literature, etc., when you want to “refer” me to it, otherwise I won’t buy your company’s products – who would buy from a company employing illiterate staff?

Cheerio!

Keys: humour, quotes and other silliness from Worldmaker.org. 
Kids are baby goats not children.
It’s a milliards, not a billion, global is not world-wide.